So, which one of you is fixing to win the hand of this little lady? Butt-Head: Uh, right here! Beavis: Me. And I thought your generation had given up on being proper gentlemen. Butt-Head: Uh, can you like, shut up? Tom Anderson: Say what?! Butt-Head: We're waiting for this dude to like, let us have his daughter's hand. " Daughter's Hand" Tom Anderson: Now I know these tired old eyes ain't seeing two able bodied young men just lollygagging. What happens if Beavis starts crying? Beavis: AAH! I WAS NOT CRYING! I WAS NOT CRYING! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! Coach Buzzcut : You will beat the crap out of Butt-head on your own time!īutt-head: It's alright to cry, crying takes the sad out of you. Are there any questions? Butt-head: Uh, I have a question. Beavis: DAMMIT! I WAS NOT CRYING!Ĭoach Buzzcut: You will climb the rope, touch the ceiling, and descend, all within 30 seconds. Beavis: SHUT UP! I WAS NOT! I WAS NOT CRYING! I wasn't. Stewart: No, what? Butt-Head: Beavis was crying. Beavis: SHUT UP! I WAS NOT CRYING BUTT-HEAD! Stewart: Hey guys, what's up? Butt-Head: Hey Stewart, have you heard the news? Beavis: SHUT UP, BUTT-HEAD. Van Driessen: It's okay to be touched, Beavis. Butt-Head: Cuz yesterday, I saw him crying. Van Driessen: That's why so many readers find Atticus' speech so moving. Butt-Head: This is amazing!īutt-Head: So, like, yesterday, you we're crying. Beavis: I am not moved! Shut up! I don't know what it is. " Crying" Butt-Head: Whoa! You're crying! Beavis: What, no I'm not! Butt-Head: You're crying like a girl! Beavis: No way! I am not! Dammit! Butt-Head: You're moved. Henry: Ah, like me gum! Beavis: Cool! Butt-Head: You don't have to go crazy! Beavis: Okay that's enough! Henry: Ahhh, like me gum! Beavis: Dammit, that hurt. Henry: You got a dollar? Butt-Head: Uhh, we have gum. But, uh, we were like wondering if you could like, bite us? Beavis: Yeah me too. I don't think you no listening to me! No listen to me! You no listen to me!! Butt-Head: Uhh, thank you oh great master for your wisdom. They're fiiiine when they don't know what's happening. Henry: Women? Let me tell you something about women. Can I have some of your popcorn? Woman: Oh my god, I said shut up! Butt-Head: Hey, we want our money back, butthole! Manager: You two snuck in here! Butt-Head: Uhh. I will fight for you until your heart stops beating. What do you think? Girls: Shhh! Shut up! Beavis: Oh sorry. And then I will keep loving you, until the end of time… Butt-Head: How come everyone whispers in these movies? Beavis: They're probably embarrassed. Movie Vampire: I will fight for you until your heart stops beating. What's the deal? Girl: Shhh! Quiet! Beavis: Ehh, sorry, sorry. Beavis So uh, is Bella a zombie? She's just standing there with her mouth open and she acts like she's a dead bitch.
" Werewolves of Highland" Butt-Head: Well this isn't very good.
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